'GOD FUCKING DAMMIT IM SO TIRED OF THIS.'
I sat on the couch watching Netflix, and could hear the faint plops one after the other as they hit the water fallowed by loud farts as they echoed in the toilet bowl. My dad made a break for the bathroom, which is typical for him when he comes home as he doesn't like to go at work as they only have portapotties. However, it was something I did with such ease.
He is definitely a mans man and certainly not someone you ever want to piss off. He sports a beer gut and has an ass that fills up every inch of his work jeans. My dad is 6 feet tall, brown hair, blue eyes, with a muscular build, but definitely enjoys pasta. My dad came home from work and greeted me and we went on about how our days went. Little did he know that I was in to that and my cock got hard just at the thought. My dad said the next time I did this, he would make me lick his asshole clean as a punishment. I was a lazy 18 year old, and decided not to replace the toilet paper with a fresh roll and leave the cardboard roll right where it was. I finished up my business and used what little bit of toilet paper was left on the roll. It was a typical Monday afternoon as I sat on the toilet playing candy crush. Editor's note: this story contains scenes of incest or incest content.
